BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS WILL EVERY HAPPEN UNDER A NATIONAL HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!

The U.S. Interior Department said on Friday it took disciplinary action against government workers who had sex, used drugs and took gifts from employees of regulated oil and gas companies.

The punishments stem from an investigation by the department’s inspector general, who found there was “a culture of substance abuse and promiscuity” among employees at the department’s Minerals Management Service, which handles billions of dollars in oil and natural gas supplies that are turned over by companies as in-kind royalty payments for drilling on federal lands.

It’ll be different, this time. Really!