YOU CAN’T SPELL “PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN” WITHOUT “PC:” Bride Auction Scene in Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean Ride Gets a Ridiculous PC Makeover. “This will no doubt be seen as an important step forward in repairing relations between pirates and nonfictional people. . . . Members of the Pirate Inclusion League of Landlubbers and Gender Equality (PILLAGE), a group I just made up, comment that changing the redheaded bride into a swashbuckling female pirate is an excellent idea since, even though it’s totally unrealistic, it’s less demeaning to women, which is always more important than truth.”