DO YOU EVEN LIFT, POPS? “Oh Dad,” she said, “you’re much more lovable when you’re pathetic.”

UPDATE: From the comments:

The linked article is a disguised advertisement for a new movie, masquerading as a soulful lament about daughters and aging dads.

The Teen Titans are mentioned at both the first and last sentence of the article, with “…I’m looking for noncompetitive activities we can share. I’m hoping we can see the new “Teen Titans” movie that came out this month…” at the end of the article to close the damn sale to the readers.

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross said “ABC: Always Be Closing!” The Times’ shill masquerading as a columnist, ROBERT MARKOWITZ, certainly earned his pay for this product placement.

I, for one, resent the abuse of old media as a marketing tool even more than I resent the abuse of social media as a marketing tool.

I’d call the journalistic ethics police . . . if there were any.