HOWIE CARR OFFERS REMEDIAL EDUCATION FOR TREVOR NOAH:
What is an “extreme liberal”?
That was the question posed the other night on one of those late-night talk shows nobody watches by someone named Trevor Noah, or maybe it was Noah Trevor.
“I go like, what is an extreme liberal,” he said. “Like, what is that?”
Like, you’re kidding dude, right? I don’t think he’s an American, and he doesn’t seem very funny.
“What is this thing you’re afraid of?” he went on. “Health care for everybody, free education, is that what you’re afraid of?”
Free education. Yeah right. I wonder what Noah Trevor got on his SATs.
Anyway, perhaps this foreign fop needs some free education as to what an extreme liberal is.
An extreme liberal is someone like Leonardo DiCaprio, who flies around on his private jet delivering impassioned speeches on the dangers of climate change.
He or she still has a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on the family Tesla, right next to “COEXIST.”
They run through the streets rioting and setting fires and yelling “Smash the State!” and then when they get arrested, they write on Facebook how “terrified” they are of going to jail just before spring break.
They believe that Christian bakers who won’t provide wedding cakes to lesbians should be imprisoned, but unvetted Muslim “refugees” who believe in stoning gays, Sharia law, female-genital mutilation and honor killings should be admitted to the U.S. and put on welfare, no questions asked.
Anyone who has a different point of view from them is “Hitler.”
They still really believe Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee.
They think Obama deserved his Nobel Peace Prize.
They call anyone who disagrees with Hillary a sexist, with Obama a racist, and with Barney Frank a homophobe.
They love soccer and hate football — except for Colin Kaepernick.
I think it’s too bad that late night “comedians” have just become people who disseminate hate against The Other.