CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN APPROACHES, I GUESS. CHARLIE STROSS, CALL YOUR OFFICE! Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Tweets “We are all in Danger. It is evil itself.” “As has been reported by worldwide media, US Secretary of State John Kerry recently traveled to the South Pole, allegedly to become better informed about ‘Climate Change.’ Kerry was the highest ranking US government official ever to visit the South Pole, and his visit struck many as unusual. Few saw any purpose whatsoever to sending America’s top Diplomat to the farthest reaches of the earth to see . . . ice.”

The DEEP SEVENs are coming up, and we want to enlist them against the alien invasion. Duh.