SEEN ON FACEBOOK: “All these newspaper columnists asking ‘How do I explain Trump and hatred and all the awfulness of the new America to my SEVEN-YEAR-OLD?’ You don’t. You let your seven-year-old go outside and play football with the other kids in the hope that it will toughen him up so that he doesn’t turn into the same kind of nervy, weeping, narcissistic asshat you have clearly become.”