IMPLODING THE SELF IMPORTANCE OF FEMINIST LETTERS TO DAUGHTERS: And zooming in on what Hillary Clinton really taught boys and girls.

Sweetie, Hillary Clinton lost because she’s a deceitful, corrupt, morally vacuous human being. There are a lot of good women in the world — women like Mommy and Nanna and whichever Disney princess you’re obsessed with this week — but Hillary Clinton is not like them. Whereas Mommy and Nanna and the Little Mermaid are kind, honest, generous, and selfless, Hillary Clinton is mean, conniving, selfish, and greedy. This is why we don’t have a woman president. Because the woman who ran for president didn’t deserve the honor.