WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: Scientists create Viagra mouth spray that perks up blokes in seconds.

Tests showed a quick squirt worked faster than tablets that took an hour and the effects lasted for more than an hour-and-a-half. Scientists claim it could “revolutionise” the sex lives of millions of men and could be available within three years.

Experts in Taiwan mixed tiny drops of sildenafil, the chemical Viagra, with food-grade propylene glycol.

Well, good.