ONE SUSPECTS THIS STORY IS RUNNING IN THE DAILY BEAST NOW BECAUSE THEY’RE AFRAID SHE’LL TAKE VOTES FROM HILLARY: Jill Stein’s Ideology Says One Thing—Her Investment Portfolio Says Another: The holier-than-thou Green Party candidate rails against Big Carbon, big banks, Big Pharma—while she holds substantial investments in them.

One suspects that in part because of this story-killing sentence: “Most of Stein’s investments are in mutual funds or index funds.” But, you know, not a headline-killing sentence. . . .