YOU PAYS YOUR MONEY AND YOU TAKES YOUR CHOICE: Shot: Always correct election forecast model predicts Trump win, 51%-48%.

Chaser: GOP insiders: Trump can’t win. “‘Trump is underperforming so comprehensively…it would take video evidence of a smiling Hillary drowning a litter of puppies while terrorists surrounded her with chants of ‘Death to America,’’ said an Iowa Republican.” Well, who know what might turn up on Wikileaks?

But the way 2016 has gone so far, I assume that the election will be decided by space aliens.

UPDATE: App maker: Trump will win election. “His app poses questions and polls responses based on an average of 100,000 daily users.” Hmm. Well, I’m still going with the space aliens.