WELL, THAT’S HOW HE WAS SOLD, BUT IT’S NOT HOW HE HAS RULED: “Why is racial discord the problem of the summer 2016? If anyone has what it takes to unify the country over race it is Barack Obama, who is President right now and who had been President for 7 1/2 years. If it makes any sense to be deciding the current presidential election on this issue, if this longed-for capacity is something that can possibly exist, then Barack Obama would be doing it now and would have been doing it for years.”

President Chaos Umpire has no interest in racial healing. Obligatory: