RELYING ON COURTS TO PROTECT YOUR LIBERTIES IS DUBIOUS: Judge Upholds Suspension of the Pop-Tart Gun Kid. He had previously punched another kid in the nose, but that didn’t get similar treatment. “Poorly timed pastry-based playacting wasn’t his worst infraction, but in the months after Sandy Hook, teachers and administrators decided to treat it like it was. The huge overreaction to the Anne Arundel case was the result of a pattern of bad behavior, too—by school administrators who promote and enforce zero tolerance policies.”

Sending your kids to public school verges on parental malpractice, these days.