GEORGE WILL: Canned patriotism: Behind Bud’s ‘America’ shtick. “A beer bottle metaphysician at the brewer of soon-to-be America says, ‘We are embarking on what should be the most patriotic summer that this generation has ever seen.’ This refers to the once-in-a-generation, light-the-sparklers opportunity to choose between two presidential candidates roundly disliked by American majorities. It is enough to drive one to drink something stronger than beer. . . . Nothing says ‘It’s morning in an America that is back and standing tall’ quite like beer cans festooned with Americana by Anheuser-Busch InBev, a firm based in Leuven, Belgium, and run by a Brazilian.”