SOCIALISM: “I doubt that anywhere in the world, except in Cuba, there exists a better health system than this one.”

Said President Nicolás Maduro of Venezuela, where “Gloves and soap have vanished from some hospitals. Often, cancer medicines are found only on the black market. There is so little electricity that the government works only two days a week to save what energy is left. At the University of the Andes Hospital in the mountain city of Mérida, there was not enough water to wash blood from the operating table. Doctors preparing for surgery cleaned their hands with bottles of seltzer water. ‘It is like something from the 19th century,’ said Dr. Christian Pino, a surgeon at the hospital.”

Well, to be fair, socialism is a 19th century ideology.