GOING LIVE ANY MINUTE NOW: these books come with an iron clad pledge that these, like any vampires I write, don’t sparkle unless you douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.  (And then it’s not so much sparkle as glow. But they would present a very pretty and festive spectacle.  You should avoid roasting marshmallows on them thought, because of the gasoline fumes.)  Sword and blood by Sarah A. Hoyt.