MY BROTHER DOES A SONG TO THE TUNE OF “COCAINE,” ENTITLED “ROGAINE:” Researchers making progress on understanding why people lose their hair as they age.

Something like this:

When it’s hair you lack and it ain’t comin’ back, Rogaine,
When you’re not quite bald, but you’re not wall-to-wall, Rogaine.
Rub it on, rub it on, rub it on — Rogaine.

Not sure how J.J. Cale would react. . . .