SO I DONATED BLOOD TODAY — I skipped the usual photo, since by now you all know what I look like giving blood — but to my surprise there weren’t any Zika questions yet. Soon, I guess, but if they won’t let people who’ve been in Zika areas give blood will there be anyone left?

UPDATE: Missed it by that much. “In response to the Zika outbreak, the American Red Cross is asking people to avoid donating blood if they traveled to Latin America or the Caribbean in the past 28 days.”