NEWS YOU CAN USE: Five steps to kiss someone without sexually assaulting them.

The University of Southern California held a “Consent Carnival” on Thursday to try and teach students how to have sex under the new intrusive and authoritarian “affirmative consent” standards. These standards mandate that sex be more of a contractual agreement than a passionate act, requiring students to engage in a question-and-answer session for every type of sexual activity, even hand-holding and kissing.

One of the booths featured at the carnival was a “kissing booth,” which provided students with a five-step checklist to kissing someone without sexually assaulting them.

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