I’M HOPING THIS IS A HOAX: Woman Who Blew Every Last Dollar On Powerball Tickets Now Has A GoFundMe Page Asking For Help. “Nicole alleges to have spent all of her money on purchasing tickets with the assumption she would win the $1.6 billion jackpot, but soon realized the winning tickets were sold in Los Angeles, Florida and Tennessee suburbs. Despite the chances of anyone winning the jackpot being 1 in 292.2 million, Nicole still decided to go big, and unfortunately now can’t go home because she allegedly doesn’t have any money.”

Now excuse me while I go pour myself a stiff bourbon-and-Brawndo.