BREAKING: Several explosions heard in downtown Jakarta, casualties reported. “A massive explosion was seen in front of the U.N. office in the Indonesian capital Thursday and was accompanied by six other blasts, according to a U.N. official. Jeremy Douglas, a U.N. regional representative in Jakarta, tweeted there were at least six ‘bombings’ and then a ‘serious exchange of gunfire in downtown Jakarta.’ He said police are urging people to stay away from the windows.”

Damn Lutherans.