THIS IS BASICALLY AN ADMISSION THAT MUCH OF THE STUDENT BODY IS MENTALLY ILL: Yale administrators apologize for not creating “safe spaces” on campus. “So it’s no longer good enough to admonish the actual practitioners of controversial speech (assuming there’s anything controversial actually taking place.) Now the faculty needs to go on the chopping block if they don’t proactively go out and squelch any offensive thoughts.”

So far, my covert plan to bring down the Ivy League using moles from within is working beautifully.