A LABOR DAY REMINDER FROM KEVIN WILLIAMSON: We don’t need this quasi-Canadian, crypto-Communist holiday. “There isn’t much good to say about Labor Day, except maybe that it could be worse — it could be on May 1, which would make it a full-on Communist holiday instead of a merely crypto-Communist one. For that we can thank Grover Cleveland, the last pretty-good Democrat (seriously: gold standard, anti-tariff, vetoed twice as many bills as all of his predecessors combined — Rand Paul is a fan), who pushed for the creation of a labor festival in September as cultural competition to the international workers’ celebration in May, sort of the reverse of the strategy of the early Church fathers’ choosing the dates of heathen festivals for the new Christian holidays. So, from the two out of three working-age Americans who are gainfully employed, a round of applause for President Cleveland.”