ADVICE TO BRUCE/CAITLYN JENNER: “Why not just come out as boring? Boringness is also an orientation. It’s valid. It’s not much of a TV show, but it’s something many people are ashamed of and struggle to hide.”

Plus: “Why does Kaufman imagine that a boring man would would become interesting by taking on the various outward and inward trappings of womanhood?! Women are quite often boring. Theoretically, perhaps, Jenner was boring because Jenner was hiding Jenner’s true self. But I watched enough of ‘I Am Cait’ to form a permanent working assumption that Jenner really is boring. And being a woman, like being a man, is boring.”