WHAT WAS A JOKE A FEW YEARS AGO IS NO LONGER QUITE SO SHOCKING:

I’m hoping Barack has a sex change and runs for reelection as a white woman with a really even tan. Talk about historic! The first transgendered president formerly known as a white male. That would shake things up, wouldn’t it? He could truly be all things to all people. He could write a sequel to his autobiography and title it Daydreams of My Mother, Myself.

These are the Crazy Years.