GOOD THING THERE’S NO DANGER OF THEM GETTING NUKES: Iran endorses nuclear EMP attack on United States. “American officials have confirmed that Iranian military brass have endorsed a nuclear electromagnetic pulse explosion that would attack the country’s power system. American defense experts made the discovery while translating a secret Iranian military handbook, raising new concerns about Tehran’s recent nuclear talks with the administration.” Relax. Valerie Jarrett would never let anything like that happen.

I don’t want to live in a Bill Quick disaster novel.