IF THIS IS LITERALLY TRUE, IT WOULD LITERALLY BE THE DUTY OF EVERY AMERICAN TO LITERALLY KILL PRESIDENT LINDSEY GRAHAM AND LITERALLY DISPLAY HIS HEAD ON A PIKE IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE AS A WARNING TO OTHERS: Lindsey Graham: As president, I will unleash the full might of the U.S. military upon Congress. “Maybe he was just joking. He couldn’t possibly be serious, right? But Lindsey Graham has a habit of reaching for the absurd when it comes to imposing martial law on private citizens. That’s not an appealing trait in a presidential candidate.”

UPDATE: From the comments: “Can you buy pikes through the Instapundit Amazon portal?” Well, this should do.

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