I DUNNO. WHY DO WOMEN PREFER TO DATE MEN WITH TWICE THEIR INCOME? Why are older men looking at women half their age? It’s disheartening that men in their 50s seem so focused on looks.

Of course, while British women are complaining that “no man I know has ever been told that his powers, his allure, his charm have faded, and that he has to face up to that redundancy,” those middle-aged British men are committing suicide at increasing rates.