OUT ON A LIMB: WKRP in Cincinnati’s ‘Turkeys Away’ Is Still the Best Thanksgiving Episode Ever.

UPDATE: Via Ace, another ‘70s classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. 

"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (1973) pic.twitter.com/VtX5MGKeg6

— OnePingOnly (@OnePingOnly_11) November 24, 2025

NOW DO WHOLE PEOPLE: A 100-Year-Old Problem Solved? Scientists Discover How To Freeze Organs Without Cracking Them.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

'So, What's For Dinner?' Asks Teen Boy Immediately After Eating 50,000-Calorie Thanksgiving Meal At 3 PM https://t.co/VmKdm9CFyd pic.twitter.com/VWXwd7lye5

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 28, 2025

ALIEN WORLDS: NASA Recorded Lightning Crackling on Mars For The First Time.

NATIONAL GUARD MEMBER CRITICALLY WOUNDED IN SUSPECTED TERROR ATTACK IN WASHINGTON DC UNLIKELY TO SURVIVE, DAD SAYS.

UPDATE: Trump Announces That National Guard Member Sarah Beckstrom Has Passed Away After D.C. Terrorist Attack.

.@POTUS announces that U.S. Army Specialist Sarah Beckstrom of Summersville, West Virginia, one of the National Guardsmen savagely attacked yesterday in Washington, D.C., has just passed away.

May God be with her family 🙏 pic.twitter.com/BEbAOxmJme

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) November 27, 2025

YEP:

I keep hearing about this measles outbreak, but I never hear about who has the measles. I’m wondering if it’s because they’re illegal aliens. Actually, I’m not wondering. https://t.co/UlNBLNoaeD

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) November 26, 2025

DEVOLUTION IN ACTION:

Evidence is growing: more resources to young women lowers fertility, while more resources to young men raises fertility.
This of course is the opposite of what we are doing. https://t.co/zEvbJ1HgSk

— Whyvert (@whyvert) November 26, 2025

BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: Crocs Unisex-Adult Dylan Clogs. #CommissionEarned

CAN CONFIRM: Southern universities reportedly see massive influx of Northeast students seeking sunshine and Greek life: SEC schools report 91% increase in northeastern enrollment between 2014 and 2023.

UN-HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Why Do Journos Hate This Holiday So Much?

It’s that wonderful time of year when families get together to enjoy turkey, football and most importantly to express gratitude for all they’ve been blessed with. Of course the liberal media want you to use that day of giving thanks to instead lecture your conservative family members about America’s atrocities.

Over the years the MRC has tracked liberal journalists’ hatred of this very American holiday and how they’ve tried to ruin it for everybody.

The following are some of the most egregious examples of lib journos attempts to wreck Thanksgiving:

Fortunately, America’s Newspaper of Record has some timely good news for angry leftists:

Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year https://t.co/6WPpxYgM1M pic.twitter.com/nRRjsAy2Ln

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 27, 2025

BUSTED: The FBI Has Seized an Ultra-Rare 2002 Mercedes CLK-GTR Roadster Worth $13 Million Tied to Ryan Wedding.

HOW TO RESPOND TO WOKE RELATIVES TODAY WHEN THEY BRING UP THE NATIONAL GUARD SHOOTING.

BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: 4500 Sq.Ft Most Efficient Energy Star 2025 Dehumidifier. #CommissionEarned

NEWS YOU CAN USE: A Thanksgiving Day Guide for Americans of Class and Taste.

From my earliest memories, Thanksgiving meant a few important things: 1) I got to eat a turkey leg the size of my head at the dining room table while the adults talked about adult things, which is where, with my opinions, I always felt that I belonged, 2) a house packed with family, which meant my grandma’s spiritually psychedelic cherry-based Jell-O dish, hide-and-seek with my cousins in the basement, and ghost stories over coffee after the sun set and my aunt was totally blasted, and finally 3) yelling. Like, truly an insane amount of yelling, actually, now that I sit here and think about it, as my mom and dad battled for dominance in the kitchen. But today, I am my family’s Thanksgiving Day lord commander (to general relief).

I have been responsible for Thanksgiving dinner for a few years now, and while I accept requests, and polite feedback, I do not tolerate bullshit. My parents are out of the kitchen. I am in charge of the menu. There is still, somehow, a lot of fighting.

This is a piece for people who either already own responsibility for hosting Thanksgiving, would like to take that responsibility over, or would like to quietly judge whoever in their home’s in charge. Thoughts on the proper — the CORRECT — holiday menu, tips for success, and a look inside my kitchen.

Enjoy.

Read the whole thing.

DIDN’T STEVEN LANDSBURG SAY THIS? Go Figure: Gang Violence Has More to Do With Emotion Than Economics.

BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: JBL Tune 770NC – Adaptive Noise Cancelling with Smart Ambient Wireless Over-Ear Headphones. #CommissionEarned

LAWFARE: Rivals object to SpaceX’s Starship plans in Florida—who’s interfering with whom?

I’VE DONE THIS FOR YEARS AND IT WORKS: Eye washing may ease hay fever ocular symptoms and improve quality of life.

PLAUSIBLE: Weeklong social media breaks associated with improved mental health.

JOHN LUCAS: The Democrats’ “Illegal Orders” Video Isn’t About the Law. It’s About Undermining the Military’s Trust in Trump and the Chain of Command.

ALIENS: Odd-looking rock on Mars is totally alien to the Red Planet, Perseverance rover finds. “NASA’s Perseverance Mars rover recently came across an odd rock, dubbed ‘Phippsaksla,’ that is unlike anything else the robot has found on the Red Planet. It turns out that it probably isn’t from our neighboring world and likely crashed on Mars instead.”

DISPATCHES FROM THE FRENCH LAUNDRY:

I didn’t realize the full video still existed

Gavin Newsom's 2020 Thanksgiving guidelines: pic.twitter.com/DY4sIpeZTa https://t.co/geoiV0nfbA

— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) November 26, 2025

BIDEN TO THE MEMORY HOLE: Klobuchar Humiliated Herself and Accidentally Destroyed Biden.

BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: Meat Slicer, 200W Meat Slicer Machine for Home. #CommissionEarned

IS ANY OTHER CAMPUS COMMUNITY SUBJECTED TO COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT BESIDES THE GREEK COMMUNITY? Indiana University sanctions all 27 frats because of hazing at a handful of them.

Universities hate fraternities because leftists hate rival power centers.