THIS SEEMS UNSURPRISING: Novo Nordisk study finds greater waist reduction with higher semaglutide dosage.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:

POLITICAL VIOLENCE: The attack on Paul Pelosi is cited as an example of right-wing political violence. What the Democrats won't tell you about David DePape is that he was an illegal alien who voted illegally for socialist candidates, his life partner is an LGBTQ Russian immigrant… pic.twitter.com/AUFLcn6mwp

— @amuse (@amuse) September 19, 2025

KEEP YOUR NAILS TRIMMED: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned

THANK YOU! Mercedes: Oops, Our Bad—We’re Bringing Buttons Back.

Flashback: Bring Back Our Knobs: Analog vs. Digital.

ERADICATE THEM, AS WAS DONE WITH THE KKK: Ya Think: Antifa Panic That Charlie Kirk’s Assassination Backfired on Them.

Toniiq Ultra High Purity Quercetin Capsules. #CommissionEarned

AND THE DNC-MSM IS DOING ITS ABSOLUTE BEST TO BURY BOTH STORIES:

The two most radicalizing events of my lifetime happened in the same week pic.twitter.com/je73uFawIi

— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeacefull) September 19, 2025

AND I NEED A BIGGER GUN SAFE. The Real Problem With Firearm Proliferation is Gun Companies Keep Making Newer, Cooler, Better Guns.

EARLY PRIME DAY DEAL: DEWALT 20V MAX Power Tool Combo Kit. #CommissionEarned

BEING ASPLENIC, I’VE BEEN GETTING THESE SHOTS SINCE THE FIRST ONE BECAME AVAILABLE: Pneumonia vaccines for adults are now recommended starting at age 50 – a geriatrician explains the change.

DISCOVER THE NETWORKS:

The signs were printed by RefuseFascism dot org. Bill Ayers, the Weather Underground bomber and Obama's mentor, is a founding member of RefuseFascism. Its tax-exempt financial sponsor is Alliance for Global Justice.

— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) September 19, 2025

Related:

I’m old enough to remember when Democrats were having an out of body experience because Ron DeSantis was going after Disney.

Now they’re canceling Disney.

I love this timeline.

— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) September 18, 2025

SPACE: Cygnus XL Cargo Craft reaches ISS after thruster issue caused delay.

ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP: Kamala Harris Admits That She’s an Idiot.

HMM: Study finds unexpected Ozempic, Zepbound benefits for psoriasis.

ICYMI: Sarah Hoyt’s New Book: ‘No Man’s Land’ — It’s Not What You Think.

HOW MUCH OF AN ASS DO YOU HAVE TO BE? BREAKING: Nearly 100 House Dems Refuse to Support Resolution Condemning Political Violence.

This much, apparently.

WONDER DRUG: Clinical trial finds aspirin reduces colon cancer recurrence by half.

EARLY BIG PRIME DAY DEAL: JBL Tune 510BT – Bluetooth headphones with up to 40 hours battery. #CommissionEarned

REALCLEAREDUCATION: Trump is Right: Schools Must Pay Dearly for Discrimination.

DISPATCHES FROM THE MEMORY HOLE:

You guys if we’re not careful the Democrats might use the FCC for political purposes.

Like helping their megadonor illegally take over radio stations or installing the retarded activist children of Democrat Congressmen as commissioners pic.twitter.com/UhtNgtTVaQ

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) September 19, 2025

ILYA SHAPIRO: How Do We Cure the Body Politic? Polarization has infected the U.S. court system—from top to bottom.

IT’S COME TO THIS:

https://twitter.com/mypetjawa/status/1969034809126088875

Why are Republicans being so uncool about being shot? https://t.co/FVuwCRd5Ui

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 18, 2025

GREAT MOMENTS IN INSTITUTIONAL AMNESIA:

They just murdered Charlie Kirk in broad daylight in front of his and kids while he was peacefully debating a college student. And then they laughed about it. And university professors all over the country said we need more assassinations of Christians and conservatives.

Do you… https://t.co/naM2gu6ejb

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) September 19, 2025

KEEP YOUR TEETH CLEANED: Crest Pro-Health Advanced Antibacterial Protection Toothpaste. #CommissionEarned

BREAK THE CARTEL: Students sue 32 universities for allegedly inflating tuition through early decision.