MOSTLY BECAUSE EVEN HE KNOWS NO ONE REALLY BUYS HIS VERSION OF THINGS:  Biden Forgets the All-Important Date of January 6th During Speech at High-End Democratic Fundraiser.

In addition to the memory conditions attendant on being a lych, of course.

WELL, OF COURSE IT DOES:  ALERT: ‘American Privacy Rights Act of 2024’ Sneaks In Quotas.

OH, SURE. THERE WON’T POSSIBLY BE ANY UNFORESEEN COMPLICATIONS CAUSE BY USING THIS STUFF…  ‘Exciting’: Scientists discover carbon-storing material.

PEOPLE WHO CLAIMED THAT TRUMP COMMITTED TREASON, AND WHO DESCRIBE VINCE FOSTER’S DEATH AS A SUICIDE ALSO DESCRIBE NAVALNY AS NOT MURDERED BY PUTIN:  US Intelligence Community Pronounces Putin Totally Not Involved in Ordering Alexei Navalny’s Prison Death.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH LIKE AN HYENA:  University of Washington group cancels encampment for being too white.