WHY IS HIGHER EDUCATION SUCH A CESSPIT OF HATE: ‘Dumb C**t’: Man vandalizes TPUSA table and spits at a female student.

I HOPE WE’RE NOT TOO MESSIANIC, OR A TRIFLE TOO SATANIC: The Satanic convention in Boston on April 28, requires worshippers to have proof of Covid vaccination + they must wear an N-95 or KN-95.

SCOTUS 101:  GianCarlo Canaparo recently had me on his podcast to talk about the Harvard and UNC cases.  Thanks, GianCarlo!

THERE SEEMS TO BE AN EPIDEMIC: A Billionaire Committed Suicide. No One Knows Why. “Lee ‘was regarded as having one of the most admired houses in the Hamptons — Bill and Hillary Clinton were frequent guests, they would regularly stay there.'”

HE’S NOT THE BABYLON BEE’S MAN OF THE YEAR FOR NOTHING, YOU KNOW: Rachel Levine is Now One of Chelsea Clinton’s ‘Inspirational Women.’

PARTY OF NO FUN: New Florida Bill Could Ban Dogs From Sticking Heads Out of Car Windows.

HOWDY PILGRIM! “Speaking of lines, remember the one about how we didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, but Plymouth Rock landed on us? Well, it’s not exactly true in the case of Angela Davis.”

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH: Gisele Left-Her-Man: Fetterman’s Wife Fled to Canada After Senator Entered Hospital for Depression.

LISTEN, SUG, DON’T FORGET TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS: “Well, to be honest, I’ve never been so scared. But at least we have Diversity, Inclusion and Equity.”

Earlier: World Health Organization Recommends Stockpiling Meds for Radiological Catastrophe.

(classical allusion in headline.)

FROM CEDAR SANDERSON ET AL:  But Not Broken (Hope and Healing Book 2).

#CommissionEarned

Fourteen stories of surviving and healing from cPTSD. Fiction has the power to give us an escape from where we are, and an ability to envision where we could be. None of these are easy stories, but all offer hope, and healing, for those who need to see a path through the fog of pain.

WELL, THEN WE’D BETTER: Nuclear is not happening until we straighten this %#$@ out.

TL/DR: TAKE A NUMBER AND GET IN LINE:   ‘South Park’ creators break silence on lawsuit threats after Harry and Meghan episode.

I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S INTERESTING OR SCARY:  Residue analysis evidence for wine enriched with vanilla consumed in Jerusalem on the eve of the Babylonian destruction in 586 BCE.

THEIR MINDS ARE MADE UP, THEY DON’T WANT TO RISK BEING CONFUSED BY FACTS:   House Dems skip tour of Mexico border wall gaps before Yuma hearing.

SHE’LL THINK IT’S ALL RAPE: Race-Baiting Radical Angela Davis Learns Some of Her Ancestors Arrived on the Mayflower.

But humans are not that simple.

Also, how on Earth could she not know she’s mostly white? Chick is paler than I am, unless I’m very ill.

Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot. Communist. So any vestigial brain was sold to the party.

ARE THEY FOR REAL. I TOO LEGALLY CHANGED MY NAME. IT DOESN’T KILL ME WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME BY IT:   L.A. DA Gascón Suspends Prosecutor for ‘Deadnaming’ Transgender Child Molester Accused of Murder.

TO BE FAIR HE HASN’T COMPLETED THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA:   Jill Biden on Joe’s 2024 Plans: ‘He Says He’s Not Done. He’s Not Finished What He’s Started’.

THIS IS WHAT SCHOOLS ARE DOING. AND IT’S CHILD ABUSE:  Minnesota HS Student: ‘Principal’s Attempt to Unify Us’ Ended Up ‘Pitting Us Against Each Other Based on Characteristics We Can’t Control’.

OF COURSE IT DID. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK:  Shooter in Florida Went Full George Floyd When Arrested.

IT WAS ALL FOR SHOW. A POOR SHOW:  Buttigieg East Palestine Visit: No Cameras! No Questions!

SOCIALISTS GOT HOLD OF IT. IF THEY RAN THE DESERT THEY’D RUN OUT OF SAND:  How did modern sex get so unsexy?

NEWS YOU MIGHT VERY WELL HAVE TO USE:  Where to get legal help if you have been illegally blacklisted.

AS ANYONE WHO SHOPS KNOWS:  Despite White House rhetoric, inflation still rising.

CALLOUS INDIFFERENCE TO REAL SUFFERING: Is not a good look for medical doctors.

And by the way, no it wasn’t three months for most people. In Colorado we weren’t back to normal in late 2021 when I left.

“SHAME ON YOU:” Elon Musk calls Ralph Nader a liar.

Buried lede: Ralph Nader is still alive.