NOT WITH HER:  No, “Doctor” Jill, We Do Not Have Any Common Values.

OF COURSE IT IS:  University Program Comparing Republicans, Conservative Christians to Nazis Funded in Part by DHS.

AS IF WE DIDN’T KNOW:  IRS Whistleblower ‘Saw Deviations From the Normal Process’ in Hunter Biden Investigation.

THEY’RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT FICTION:  New Climate Crisis Scare: Killer Tsunamis from the Antarctic.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SERIOUSLY BAD IDEA:  Google Search starts rolling out ChatGPT-style generative AI results.

YEAH, NO. JUST NO:  Lawmakers propose federal agency to regulate internet.

You want to do that, go to China. We’ll buy you a ticket and help you pack.

NOT STRANGE AT ALL. IT’S JUST THE WAY TO SURVIVE:  My strange obsession with multiple income streams.

IT’S THE SAME PICTURE:  Two sides of the leftist coin.

OPEN THREAD: Kick it out.

WOW, THAT’S SLIGHTLY MORE THAN A SINGLE ARTEMIS LAUNCH COSTS: SpaceX investment in Starship approaches $5 billion.

But what’s really impressive here is that it’s not taxpayer money.

AN EARTHSHATTERING KABOOM: The 2022 Tonga Eruption Created a Very Rare ‘Super Plasma Bubble’ in The Ionosphere.

FASTER, PLEASE: Improved SpaceX Starship Should Lift 300 Tons Expendable and 180 Tons Reusable.

AD ASTRA: Rocket Lab successfully launches 2 NASA weather-tracking satellites. Rocket Lab is kind of like SpaceX’s cute little brother.

MICROBIOME NEWS: Microbiome changes may explain rise in colon cancer among younger people.

MEGAN FOX: FDA Bans Farmers from Caring for Their Own Animals Without Costly Vet Approval.

MASSIVE RESISTANCE: Breaking: New Jersey Has Enacted the Largest Gun Ban in US History.

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Turned Thunderbunny Into Thunderdome. “This week we have the man who doesn’t know art but knows what he dislikes, a baby-saving time traveler, and a Colorado driver gone to the dogs.”

READER FAVORITE: JLHT 40X60 Monocular Telescope High Power Monocular for Adults. #CommissionEarned

GROOMING, STRAIGHT UP: Target partners with org pushing for kids’ genders to be secretly changed in schools without parental consent.

SKYNET SNUGGLES: Cozy knit sweaters could help robots ‘feel’ contact.

RAYMOND IBRAHIM: Bedlam at City Council: Somali ‘Culture’ Takes Minneapolis by Storm. “That Somalis felt comfortable enough to enact their culture here in America is connected to the unwavering Rule of Numbers: the more non-Westerners, especially Muslims, grow in the West, the more phenomena endemic to their nations—in this case, a breakdown of law and rise in thuggery—grows with them.”

SO JUST LIKE HIS FIRST TERM THEN: Majority Of Americans Think Biden Second Term Would Be ‘Disaster’ Or ‘Setback.’

WELL, THEY’RE USUALLY WRONG, SO. . . NOAA predicts ‘near-normal’ hurricane season, with 12-17 named storms.

SARAH HOYT’S SHOCKED FACE IS STUCK LIKE THAT: Jailed Luggage Thief Sam Brinton Is Also a Member of the L.A. Dodgers’ Favorite Anti-Catholic Group.

AREN’T MEXICANS FLEEING HIS COUNTRY, THOUGH? Lopez Obrador urges Hispanic voters to not give DeSantis ‘any votes.’