IT’S AS IF THE LEFT OPPOSES ALL FORMS OF EARNED EXCELLENCE: MSNBC Op-ed: If You Exercise, You’re a Neo-Nazi.

SOME PARTS OF THIS MAY SOUND FAMILIAR: Origins of the Spanish Civil War.

Just do your best to sidestep the little bits of history repeating.

MY DOC HAD ME TAKE LOW-DOSE ASPIRIN WHEN I HAD COVID, AND FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AFTER: Aspirin linked to lower risk for death in patients hospitalized with COVID-19. Also HCQ, doxycycline, zinc, and quercetin.

BE PREPARED: Carhartt Men’s Billfold and Passcase Wallets. #CommissionEarned

REALLY? YOU FIND THIS BAFFLING? Many baffled by Taliban reneging pledge on girls’ education. “The United Nations children’s agency told The Associated Press on Thursday they were blindsided by the announcement.”

Yeah, who could have seen this coming?

THEY SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO THEMSELVES FOR SURE: Anti-Gun, Anti-Hunting Academics Should Educate Themselves.

GOOD LUCK, This birth control pill for men could begin human trials later this year.

INCENTIVES MATTER. SO DO DISINCENTIVES: Child Porn Offender Who Got Lenient Sentence From Ketanji Jackson Continued to Seek Images of Children.

COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: Artificial sweeteners may not be safe sugar alternatives: study.

FRAGGING? Russian soldier reportedly runs over commander with tank in protest.

A Russian soldier reportedly drove over his colonel with a tank — while two other service members were caught venting about strongman Vladimir Putin’s “bulls—” invasion of Ukraine amid reports of heavy losses.

The Russian soldier who was behind the wheel of the tank “blamed the commander of the group, Col. Yury Medvedev, for the deaths of his friends,” Ukrainian journalist Roman Tsimbalyuk said on Facebook.

“Having waited for the right moment, during battle, he ran over the commander with a tank as he stood next to him, injuring both his legs.

Take all battlefield reports with a grain of salt, of course, but this is far from the first of these stories to show up in my feed.

GOOD NAME: Space X’s Crew-4 Dragon capsule named ‘Freedom.’

I DON’T KNOW PERFORMANCE ART BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE: Epic Troll Makes Boring Board Meetings Great Again in Denton, Texas.

IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO? Daily coffee may boost heart health, lower mortality.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Democrats Promise Free Gas Money for Everybody! “Never to be outdone in spending other people’s money, California Governor Gavin “Let Them Eat French Laundry” Newsom has an even bigger, bolder, stupider plan for the shrinking zombie hordes still populating his state.”

SUPREME COURT JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Socialist students blame Campus Reform for Karl Marx’s name being removed from library room. “Following a Campus Reform report, a University of Florida spokesperson informed this publication that the name and accompanying plaque would be taken down due to the current situation in Ukraine.”

Marx was German.

BREAKING: Joe Manchin Announces His Decision on Ketanji Jackson’s Confirmation.

MAKE AMERICA FLORIDA: DeSantis Poised to Sign Further Protections for Free and Fair Elections.

HMM: China Sees ‘Unprecedented’ Capital Outflow Since War, IIF Says.

STILL POPULAR: Levi’s Men’s 505 Regular Fit Jeans. #CommissionEarned