Archive for 2021

HOW BAD A MISJUDGEMENT WAS OBAMA’S BIRTHDAY GALA? EVEN MAUREEN DOWD IS DISSING HIM: Behold Barack Antoinette.

Jay Gatsby gave big, lavish, new-money parties at his sprawling mansion on the water because he wanted to seem cool. He wanted Daisy to notice him.

Barack Obama gave a big, lavish, new-money party at his sprawling mansion on the water because he wanted to seem cool. Being cool is important to him.

One difference is that Gatsby opened his house to the uninvited. Obama closed his house to many of the invited after getting flak for hosting “a celebrity mosh pit,” as Stephen Colbert called it, while officials were telling people to mask back up.

It’s hard to stop thinking about the over-the-top fete the former president held at his Martha’s Vineyard manse for his 60th birthday. It is such a perfect taxonomy of the Obama arc.

As president, he didn’t try hard enough on things we needed. He was a diffident debutante with a distaste for politics. Post-presidency, he is trying too hard on things we don’t need. The culture is already swimming in Netflix deals, celebrity worship, ostentatious displays of wealth, not to mention podcasts. Did the world really need “Renegades,” his duet with Bruce Springsteen?

We already knew Obama gravitated to stars but it was disillusioning to see it on such a grand scale last weekend.

It was only disillusioning to those with illusions. Many of us knew that Obama was a narcissistic lightweight, an empty suit with sharp-creased pants, from the beginning. Only the Democrats and the media — but I repeat myself — convinced themselves that he was something more, as they did with Andrew Cuomo and Michael Avenatti, among many others.

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Among other masks. Also: CONFIRMED: Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Birthday Bash a Super Spreader Event. “Blood on his hands?”

Related: Private jets and no masks — how Obama’s party was height of elite hypocrisy.

INTERESTING: “The bears and Indigenous humans of coastal British Columbia have more in common than meets the eye. The two have lived side by side for millennia in this densely forested region on the west coast of Canada. But it’s the DNA that really stands out: A new analysis has found that the grizzlies here form three distinct genetic groups, and these groups align closely with the region’s three Indigenous language families.”

HAVE YOU NOTICED that when we talk about science, etc., we refer to things as “the gold standard” for research to indicate it’s the very best. But then we don’t actually use the actual gold standard?

Related: Fifty Years Without Gold. “How very different our prevailing monetary system is from the ideas of Bretton Woods.”

FAVORITE LIBERTARIAN BOOK? I think mine would be Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. Someone in the comments mentioned putting up a list of good libertarian classics, what are your favorites?

I’VE ALWAYS SUSPECTED THAT A LOT OF THE MIDDLE-AGED METABOLIC “SLOWDOWN” IS JUST INACTIVITY: Metabolism doesn’t slow down until senior years, researchers say. “veryone knows that your metabolism peaks in your teenage years, when you’re fit and active and feeling your oats. And everyone knows that a person’s metabolism slows down in middle age, as bodies start to expand and sag, and become less energetic. But that’s all wrong, it now appears to have been fake news about how humans age that’s gained the currency of truth over the years.”

PARTYING LIKE IT’S 1975: US Embassy will be completely evacuated within 72 hours and staff are already being rushed to Kabul airport as Taliban warlords close in: First of 3,000 Marines arrive and refugee crisis begins.

Related: Biden Admin Instructs Kabul Embassy To Destroy American Flags As It Braces For Global Embarrassment.

Democrat President Joe Biden’s administration has reportedly instructed embassy staff in Kabul to destroy American flags to minimize the embarrassment the administration will face through propaganda produced by the Taliban as the extremist group has rapidly seized large swaths of the country.

“Facilities will provide destruction support between 0830 and 1600 daily until further notice,” an internal memo stated, according to The Washington Post. “Please take advantage and reduce the amount of sensitive material on the property.”

The memo added in bold font, “Please also include items embassy or agency logos, American flags, or items which could be misused in propaganda efforts.”

More: Last Major City in Northern Afghanistan Falls to Taliban While Joe Biden Vacations at Camp David.

No word yet what flavor of ice cream Joe is enjoying today.

MIC DROP:

NATURE ABHORS A VACUUM:  News from Afghanistan. Lots of it.  I’m not sure why anyone is surprised.

 

THE VANISHING LEGACY OF BARACK OBAMA: On the road from stirring symbol of hope and change to the Fat Elvis of neoliberalism, birthday-partying Barack Obama sold us all out. “Obama was set up to be the greatest of American heroes, but proved to be a common swindler and one of the great political liars of all time — he fooled us all.”

Not all of us.

Related: Behold Barack Antoinette. Maureen Dowd is shocked Obama has dropped the mask.

PARTYING LIKE IT’S 1975: Biden braces for brutal defeat in Afghanistan.

But it’s OK, though: “Biden is at Camp David this weekend, not at his Delaware beach house. He can relax there, but also has full comms. People can come and go without detection, and he avoids the optics of a beach vacation amid a mass evacuation.”

HMM: Brain cholesterol regulates Alzheimer’s plaques, study reveals. “Hansen notes, however, that cholesterol is needed by the brain for many other processes, including the maintenance of normal alertness and cognition. His laboratory discovered in a 2020 study that severely interrupting the effect of cholesterol in neurons by general anesthetics can induce unconsciousness via a shared mechanism.”