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WHY NOT TAKE A BREAK FROM THE SERIOUS NEWS FOR A FEW MINUTES? Florida Man Friday: Forget the Gators, It’s Zombie Attack Time.

COMMUNIST FRONT CORPORATION: Amazon orders employees to remove TikTok from phones ‘due to security risks.’

Related: TikTok Banned in U.S.? State Sec. Pompeo Says We’re ‘Looking at’ It.

FASTER, PLEASE: Noise-Cancelling Smart Window Blocks Street Din.

ALEXANDER VINDMAN IS NO MARTYR: He Tried To Overrule Foreign Policy Chain Of Command.

JUST THINK OF THE MEDIA AS DEMOCRATIC PARTY OPERATIVES WITH BYLINES, AND THE QUESTION ANSWERS ITSELF: Why Isn’t California Criticized Like Florida and Texas on Covid-19?

TRANSLATION: ‘DON’T ASK DIFFICULT QUESTIONS, COMRADE’: Manage your expectations about the benefits of emissions cuts, study says. “Climate is variable, so how long does it take for our efforts to be obvious?”

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Law Schools Scramble To Retain Foreign Students Amid ICE Online Education Ban.

COMMUNIST FRONT CORPORATION: TIM excludes Huawei from 5G core equipment tender in Italy, Brazil.

SNOWFALLS ARE NOW JUST A THING OF THE PAST: Montana’s Glacier National Park’s “Going-to-the-Sun Road” on for its Latest Opening on Record due Exceptional Snow and Persistent Cold.

(Classical reference in headline.)

SUMMER OF LOVE: Seattle Mayor Only Cleared Out CHOP Antifastan Because Trump Was Going in, President Confirms.

LONGEVITY: Dissecting fruit flies’ varying responses to life-extension diet.

GREAT MOMENTS IN CONSERVATISM: Gov. Eric Holcomb Refuses to Say “No” to Renaming Indiana.

21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: Google parent company Alphabet just launched balloons that beam high-speed internet in Kenya.

SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE: Sugary drinks increase metabolic syndrome risk, study says.

ANALYSIS: TRUE.

Doubly true when the liberal’s faculties are in decline.

BOMB CANADA: THE CASE FOR WAR. Canadian High School Students Chant ‘Jews Are Our Dogs’ at Protest Against Israeli Annexation Scenario.

(Classical reference in headline.)

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS? ‘Unknown pneumonia’ deadlier than coronavirus sweeping Kazakhstan, Chinese embassy warns.

SO MANY THINGS ARE NOWADAYS: Kurt Schlichter: What if it’s all a lie?

FRIDAY’S INSANITY WRAP: AOC Will Cancel ‘Cancel Culture’ Cancelers.

Plus, the Netherlands narrows the definition of rape-rape so it doesn’t include people who are passed out or too afraid to fight back.

Fortunately, I was able to finish off today’s edition with some much-needed video levity.

SIGNS POINT TO “YES”: Did Nancy Pelosi Just Condone Mob Rule?

GASLIGHTING LEVEL: NYT. New York Times Falsely Blames Churches for Huge Spike in Coronavirus Cases.

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS CARTOON — Get Trigged!

From No Safe Spaces, starring Adam Carolla and Dennis Prager, produced by PJTV alum Owen Brennan.

OH HELL: Black Lives Matter Activists Harass Baptist Church in Upstate New York.