THE NEW UNTOUCHABLES:  Seattle contemplates exempting any citizen who suffers from poverty, homelessness, addiction, or mental illness from prosecution for so-called “crimes of poverty.”

WHY NOT TAKE A BREAK FROM THE SERIOUS NEWS FOR A FEW MINUTES? Florida Man Friday: Kentucky Mayor One-Ups Florida Man, Joins Harold & Kumar at White Castle.

THE GROWING ANTI-BIG TECH ALLIANCE: 40 States Joining Antitrust Lawsuit To Break-Up Facebook.

I HOPE SO: Can we make bones heal faster?

THANKS TO BREXIT:  The U.K. was able to put the Covid vaccine on a fast track for approval, because it is no longer controlled by Europe.

BREAKING: Georgia Governor Calls For ‘Signature Audit’ After ‘Ballot-Stuffing’ Video.

MICROBIOME NEWS: Gut microbiome disturbances linked to major depressive disorder.

YES. Enough Already: ‘Governor, May I?’ Must End.

AT AMAZON, Bose Wave SoundTouch Music System IV.

HARDBALL: Trump: ‘I Will VETO’ Military Spending Bill Without Section 230 Termination.

FASTER, PLEASE: NASA chooses 4 firms for first private lunar sample collection.

CALIFORNIA IS FINALLY REACHING PROGRESSIVE NIRVANA, WHERE EVERYTHING NOT COMPULSORY IS FORBIDDEN: Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti bans non-essential walking, and no we didn’t think he could do that either.

THIS MUST BE WHY POLITICIANS LIKE IT SO MUCH: Pandemic could be golden time for narcissists, study suggests.

LOL, “DEPOLITICIZE” THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT: Biden wrestles with politics in effort to depoliticize the Justice Department. Remember, when Democratic apparatchiks in government pursue Democrats’ agendas, they’re “nonpartisan professional public servants.” When anything else happens, it’s “politicized justice.”

THE NEW YORK POST’S COVER TODAY:

Here’s the story.

LOCKDOWNS TODAY, LOCKDOWNS TOMORROW, LOCKDOWNS FOREVER! Biden says Fauci will be chief medical adviser.

EVERYTHING WITH THE LEFT IS PROJECTION:

Background: Mark Judge: Why Candace Owens Is Grossed Out by Harry Styles. Meh, I’m just bored by him. A man in a dress was norm-shattering back when I was being toilet trained. Now it’s just a tedious rehash. Styles didn’t do it because it was “brave.” If it were brave, he wouldn’t be the one doing it.

I love the Blade Runner reference, though.

K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: TEA Withdrawal Statistics Show Record Number of Students Leaving Public Schools.

LAURENCE JARVIK: Complete Transcript of President Donald J. Trump’s December 2nd Election Fraud Speech.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Elliot Page Retroactively Awarded 17 Oscars For Amazingly Convincing Portrayals Of Women.

GOVERNOR GRINCH: Gavin ‘French Laundry’ Newsom Imposes Draconian Lockdown … Just in Time for Christmas.

Bravely, Newsom will surely not allow any such restrictions to impact his holiday celebrations.

HEAD CLOWN AT THE PUBLIC HEALTH CLOWN SHOW: Dr. Anthony Fauci Apologizes for Suggesting U.K. Rushed Vaccine Decision.

Flashback: FDA publishes new guidelines for COVID-19 vaccine approval: New rules mean a COVID-19 shot is unlikely to be approved pre-election in the US.

ANALYSIS: TRUE. Joel Kotkin: The Real Fascist Threat Was Never Trump – It’s Corporate Power. “We cannot hope to have a functional democracy when property and information are controlled by a small number of companies tightly allied with political power.”