Archive for 2020

MY LATEST FOR THE PJ MEDIA MOTHERSHIP: Trump and the Art of the Middle East Peace Deal.

Nobody actually gave up anything, and everybody is getting what they wanted.

Well, except for the Palestinians, but yet again, they have only themselves to blame for that.

Maybe Trump just lucked out, somehow bumbling his stupid way into peace.

Maybe the Bolshoi Ballet is just an infinite number of hyperactive spider monkeys in leotards.

Nothing this well-orchestrated happens by happenstance.

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KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: DNC Night One — I Think the Democrats Want Trump to Win. “A series of individually recorded remote speeches gave it a ‘Gee we’re sorry we can’t be there for your 90th birthday, Uncle Joe,’ vibe. That’s perfectly fine when it’s Uncle Joe’s 90th birthday but it’s not as fun if it’s Uncle Joe’s 90th attempt at becoming President of the United States. And Uncle Joe isn’t even at his own party to watch because he’s in the basement.”

It was actually worse than all that.

TRUMP’S MINNESOTA GET-OUT-THE-VOTE OPERATION NEVER SLEEPS: Black Lives Matter Protesters Harass Neighbors of Minneapolis Police Union Chief: “You think we give a [expletive] about burning Hugo down?” “The tactic of protesters going to homes is not new, but it has become a signature of BLM. It’s an intimidation tactic, a way of letting the target know that they are unsafe where they sleep. The protest outside Kroll’s home was led by John Thompson, a candidate for the Minnesota House for the DFL Party (the state version of the Democratic Party). He has been endorsed by Ilhan Omar and Gov. Tim Walz, and he just won the primary. Thompson led the crowd in taunting neighbors standing in their driveway.”

UPDATE: St. Louis couple who drew guns on protesters to support Trump at RNC.

FLASHBACK: A reminder of the Obama era’s promises vs. performance.

HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MORALITY PILL YET TODAY? “Ethics” Professor Parker Crutchfield of Western Michigan University wants to use hormones and other unspecified drugs to “morally enhance” the rest of us. Uh huh.

ANALYSIS: TRUE.

PHONING IT IN: Low-energy virtual Democratic Convention fails to inspire.

Remember how Donald Trump brought Jeb Bush low by characterizing him as “low energy”? Few major American events in my lifetime have been as low energy as the Democratic National Convention’s first night.

It was the opposite of stirring, motivating, thrilling, exciting. By the time the two hours were over, America was so dehydrated it needed a saline drip.

The proceedings were exactly what you’d actually watch at a quadrennial party gathering if you were in attendance, on the floor as a delegate or in the cheap seats as an audience member or the press.

The thing is, normal folks have never actually seen all this nonsense because the TV networks wisely refuse to show it, as it’s just pablum partisan propaganda. Instead, they cut to their own reporters and anchors to try and manufacture drama and excitement to carry the audience through the four days of the proceedings.

Last night, we got it all. We watched bathetic videos of ordinary people representing ordinary people, and second-rank celebrities reading teleprompter messages. There were awkward musical breaks. And very short speeches by unmemorable elected politicians.

And speaking of phoning it in: Here’s why Michelle Obama appeared to snub Kamala Harris in DNC speech. “That’s because the former first lady recorded her rousing speech before Joe Biden selected Sen. Harris of California as his running mate. The speech was delivered remotely like all others at the DNC because of the coronavirus pandemic, and The Associated Press reports it was filmed before Harris was named last week as Biden’s VP candidate, indicating the choice was so close to the vest and down to the wire that even the Obamas were not in the loop.”

When does Joe find out himself?

WAIT, I THOUGHT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MODERATE: Joe Biden Wants a Green New Deal. “That plan includes Green New Deal-style proposals such as a ‘civilian climate corps’ and the mass retrofitting of America’s homes and vehicles. It also reproduces key features of President Barack Obama’s environmental agenda, including a focus on regulating consumer products and the return of the questionably effective ‘cash for clunkers’ program. And it incorporates many of the concerns of the Democratic Party’s activist base, including a separate plan for pursuing ‘environmental justice’ by targeting federal subsidies to minority groups.”

Biden’s three main Green Nude Eel planks are indoctrination training for young people (what, did the public schools miss a few?), destroying millions of perfectly good used cars, and backdoor reparations.

Some “moderate.”

MICHELLE OBAMA GOES LOW ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE VIRTUAL DNC:

Michelle Obama, famous for her line about going high when your opponents go low, went way low and closed out with the best speech of the night. The former First Lady indicted her husband’s successor for lacking fitness of character, while tapping into the racial debate that has characterized this summer: ‘And here at home, as George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and a never-ending list of innocent people of color continue to be murdered, stating the simple fact that a Black life matters is still met with derision from the nation’s highest office.’

She didn’t, for some reason, mention Tamir Rice, Michael Brown or Eric Garner, all of whom died during her husband’s administration. And when Michelle mentioned how ‘children are torn from their families and thrown into cages’, she failed to note  that those cages were built and used during her husband’s terms.

Flashback to the tweet of the (previous) decade:

 

A SAVAGE AD FROM BALTIMORE:

“The worst place for a black person to live in America is a Democrat-controlled city.”

I mean, even Talcum X has figured out that “systemic racism” is a Democratic Party problem.

(Bumped).

DEMOCRATS LIE BECAUSE IT’S IN THEIR INTEREST. BUT ALSO BECAUSE IT’S IN THEIR NATURE.

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SO I GUESS IT’S OKAY TO GO AFTER THE MEDIA IF TRUMP LOSES? Ayanna Pressley Calls for ‘Unrest In the Streets.’

I’m not saying it would be right to burn down CNN and MSNBC and the WaPo/NYT headquarters. I’m just saying that the left would be in a poor position to complain if someone did it, due to their toleration of this sort of inflammatory rhetoric from their own. When you say this sort of thing you’re moving the Overton Window for your opponents, not just for your friends. But since double standards come as naturally to them as breathing, that probably doesn’t even occur to them.

SEEN ON FACEBOOK: “If they handed out stimulus checks at the voting booths, people would find a way to get there. Guaranteed.”

I voted a couple of weeks ago. Easy peasy. A modest line to get in, masks and paper ballots — much faster than the lame machines we used to use in Knox County — and I was out in a trice. There’s no reason to be afraid of this.

UH, NO, JESUS WAS NOT A SOCIALIST: Not even close.