Archive for 2019
August 2, 2019
LOYALTY IS NOT OBAMA’S GREATEST STRENGTH:
HONG KONG: Bankers stage flash mob protest against Hong Kong government’s handling of extradition bill crisis.
Michael Yon emails from Hong Kong that he expects Martial Law there by Sunday.
IS THERE NOTHING IT CAN’T DO? Economists use beer as measure to document failures of socialism in new book.
THEY’RE ONLY NOW JUST BEGINNING TO CATCH ON? Democrats warn of Trump trap.
JON CALDERA: CSU victim junkies know power of changing language.
Thankfully the victim junkies at our state-sponsored Colorado State University have updated their Inclusive Language Guide. This is an arbitrary and ever-changing list of words and phrases they’d like scrubbed from our collective vocabulary.
All I can say is: This list takes the cake as being the craziest, most insane, deranged, demented, and dumb list made by uppity ladies and gentlemen going to war with us normal people in the peanut gallery to gyp us of our speech and sell our freedom down the river.
Can you identify all 14 non-inclusive words or terms in the previous sentence? Yes, 14.
Read the whole thing.
PLAY ACCORDING TO THE CHROMOSOMES YOU WERE DEALT: Calls for transgender athletes to compete in their own category after Kiwi weightlifter won haul of medals following her transition from a man to a woman.
MAYBE THE RUSSIANS DID IT: Hannity and Tucker Continue to Dominate Cable, Maddow Falls Far Behind.
SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE MY MIND: New Worlds For Old.
TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME UPDATE: ‘Washington Post’ Attacks ‘Russian Connection’ to Hamburgers Because Trump Likes Them.
FROM CELIA HAYES AND JEANNE HAYDEN: Luna City Behind the 8 Ball.
Welcome to Luna City, Karnes County, Texas … population 2,456, give or take. Fugitive former celebrity chef Richard Astor-Hall is beset with travails attempting to build a new life: an old girlfriend turns up as the bride at a lavish wedding, the family of his pet cat and cooking partner (Captain Kitten in the Kitchen) turn up and demand that the cat be returned … and then there is the matter of the long-missing artistic treasure, the Gonzaga Reliquary, which may still be hidden somewhere around the old Gonzalez family home ranch … Folklore, home folks and gentle comedy about in this eighth venture to the most perfect small town in Texas.
YEAH, NO. THEY CAN’T LET ANY MINORITY OR ANYONE THEY DEEM BELONGS IN THEIR RESERVATION TO STEP OUT. ASK ME HOW I KNOW: Man says he was beaten in NYC for wearing MAGA hat.
NOT INSIDE THE LEFT BUBBLE, THEY DON’T: Maybe they realize it’s a bad idea to bring this up.
SURE! YEAH, THAT’S THE PROBLEM: MILLENNIALS! COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE AN OFF-PUTTING AD CAMPAIGN OR OVER-PRICED PRODUCTS: Millenials with beards are killing the razor industry.
WELL! THAT IS AWKWARD: Elijah Cummings’ Baltimore home broken into: cops.
BUT… BUT… THEY JUST GOT IT TO KILL SOME RATS: Rocket launcher discovered at BWI Airport; second found this week.
I ENDORSE THESE CLASSES — BUT CANNOT BELIEVE A DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR & LEGISLATURE ENACTED THEM INTO LAW… OTOH, I WILL BE CURIOUS TO SEE THE COURSE MATERIAL THAT ACTUALLY IS PRESENTED. SO — I AM SURE — WILL PETA BE: Illinois passes bipartisan law to allow hunting education classes in school curriculum.
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Corruption on top of failure at the UN’s Palestine agency.
I WISH I COULD SAY WE’VE REACHED PEAK CRAZY, BUT I’M VERY AFRAID THEY HAVE NOT YET BEGAN TO REEEEEE: More Than Crazy Years.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY WROTE IT. I DON’T THINK ANY OF THESE CLOWNS CAN READ. NOT EVEN THE SUPPOSED WRITER: Bin Laden Heir Reportedly Dead, No One Told Gabbard.
WAIT! YOU MEAN GOVERNMENT DOESN’T CREATE THE MONEY IT GIVES AWAY! UN-POSSIBLE! IF THAT WERE TRUE, SOCIALISM WOULD NEVER WORK! Andrew Yang’s $1,000 A Month ‘Freedom Dividend’ Is A Major Tax Grab.