Archive for 2019

KIRA DAVIS’ UNSOLICITED ADVICE: Just Suck It up and Pray at the Thanksgiving Table. “It really isn’t too much to ask that you respect a family tradition that may last a minute, tops. You don’t even have to say ‘Amen.’ It isn’t beyond the realm of possibility that you simply quietly bow your head, mock everyone in your mind and then when they’re through move on with your evening and enjoy your dinner.”

ANSWERS TO THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Why Baby Yoda should scare Michael Bloomberg and Deval Patrick. “Baby Yoda, the juggernaut character from Disney+’s Star Wars series ‘The Mandalorian,’ is driving almost twice as many average social media interactions on news stories about it as any 2020 Democrat, according to data from NewsWhip exclusively provided to Axios.”

THE DECLINE AND FALL OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION: Ole Miss pisses the game away — literally. “’That’s not who we are. We’ve been a disciplined team all year, and so just disappointed that happened,’ said Matt Luke, the head coach of the losing team, after the game. I don’t know — if you’ve been flagged twice in two years for miming canine urination, maybe that is ‘who you are.’”