Archive for 2019
April 27, 2019
JUDGING BY THAT DRAWING A CARTOON BRANCH OF THE TREE OF LIFE! Dinosaur-era crab fossil reveals new branch in the tree of life.
ALL OF TWITTER IS WEIRD. SOME OF IT IS ALSO FUNNY: This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 123.
AND THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN! Democrat Objections To Citizenship Question Are A Ploy To Help Illegal Aliens Vote.
Also, for the record, this type of thing makes me yell “Heads on Pikes!” and scares the cats and startles the Mathematician.
MY FACE, LOOK HOW SHOCKED IT IS: Former State Department Official Spied for China Since 2007 .
THEY REALLY NEED TO STOP DRINKING THEIR OWN INK: Ignorant press ‘surprised’ by 3.2% blowout GDP number.
IT SHOULD BE WORSE: Baltimore Mayor Pugh Has A Bad Day.
Or perhaps Ugh, Pugh!
AS FAR AS THEY’RE CONCERNED, THE PROBLEM IS THEY WERE CAUGHT! The Obama Administration’s Problem With Spying And Trump.
!@#$% GLOBAL WARMING:
THEY PROMISED THIS: Headline 2000: “Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past”.
BUT REALITY FALLS SOMEWHAT… DEEP AND FLUFFY: Upstate NY may get up to 3 inches of snow this weekend.
Just remember the left lies with every one of its pet causes, the false glamour of its doctored science, and the empty promises of its green nude heel.
MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE WAR ON DRUGS IS FOR THE BIRDS: Parrot seized by cops for warning druggie owner about raid.
IF THE WAR ON DRUGS WERE A REAL WAR, JOE BIDEN WOULD BE A WAR CRIMINAL: Joe Biden’s role in the war on drugs.
HOW TERRIBLE! FOR THE HARD WORKING AMERICANS, THAT IS: DNC Meeting Runs Late, Members Forced To Fake Respectful Dialogue With “Hard Working Americans” On Cleaning Staff.
April 26, 2019
THERE’S NOTHING MORE PATHETIC THAN WOKE TEENAGERS BEING LIONIZED BY THE ADULTS WHOSE CATCHPHRASES THEY PARROT: “Anyone who doubts that the green movement is morphing into a millenarian cult should take a close look at Greta Thunberg. This poor young woman increasingly looks and sounds like a cult member. The monotone voice. The look of apocalyptic dread in her eyes. The explicit talk of the coming great ‘fire’ that will punish us for our eco-sins. There is something chilling and positively pre-modern about Ms Thunberg. One can imagine her in a sparse wooden church in the Plymouth Colony in the 1600s warning parishioners of the hellfire that will rain upon them if they fail to give up their witches.”
MARK RIPPETOE: A Lie Agreed Upon – Trans Women in Women’s Sports.
IT’S COME TO THIS: ‘Why is my teenage girl picked on for NOT being gay or trans?’
OPEN THREAD: So there.
ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: Anita Hill “Deeply Unsatisfied” With Joe Biden’s Eve-of-Announcement “Apology.”
THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD: Grilled Fireball-marinated Pineapple.
GET OVER YOURSELF, BALLBOY: Tony Bennett: Virginia would ‘respectfully decline’ a potential invitation to White House.
NOT COOL, PEGGY: Noonan blames Trump for the attempted coup. Don Surber is not amused, and delivers an old-fashioned Fisking. “Hers is a cry from Versailles for Sloppy Joe Biden to save them from this Orange Man who wants to Make America Great Again. . . . Noonan’s column is like a plantation owner in the 1870s longing for a return to the Antebellum South.”
FLASHBACK: When Menachem Begin Eviscerated Joe Biden For Threatening Him. “I am not a Jew with trembling knees. I am a proud Jew with 3,700 years of civilized history. Nobody came to our aid when we were dying in the gas chambers and ovens. Nobody came to our aid when we were striving to create our country. We paid for it. We fought for it. We died for it. We will stand by our principles. We will defend them. And, when necessary, we will die for them again, with or without your aid.”
Plus: “After the meeting, Mr. Begin said: ‘I enjoyed the session very much. I believe in liberty, that free men should freely discuss problems and if they have differences of opinion they should voice them in sincerity.'”