NEWS YOU CAN USE: These Science-Approved Facial Exercises May Make You Look Years Younger.

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! The Only Person Ruining Kamala Harris’s Presidential Campaign Is Kamala Harris.

WELL, THAT’S THE POINT: Abolishing the Electoral College Would Silence the Working Class.

BIG SISTER IS WATCHING AFTER WHAT YOU’RE WATCHING: YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki: We’ve Cut Amount Of Time Americans Watch “Controversial Content” By 70%.

I’m so old, I can remember that the whole purpose of YouTube seemed to be a place to find content too out there or controversial for conventional TV. When does Wojcicki draft YouTube’s version of the Fairness Doctrine or the Family Hour?

DOMESTIC BLISS: Verbal ‘Shots Fired’ at Kellyanne Conway’s House After Her Husband Goes After HER on Twitter.

JOSH BLACKMAN: Overview of Oral Arguments in NYS Rifle and Pistol Association v. City of New York. “The Court will likely dismiss the case as moot. But how? Through a quick, unsigned DIG? Or through a signed, divided opinion in June?”

LET’S NOT: AOC Extends an ‘Olive Branch’ to GOP: ‘Let’s Go Retro’ on Taxing the Rich.

ROGER SIMON: Pelosi and Company Hightail It to Warming Conference as Impeachment Flounders.

What is this “global warming” they speak of? Seven New York counties under state of emergency as snowstorm slams Northeast.

I blame the Green Nude Eel.

TRUMP’S LINGUISTIC KILLSHOT: “Mini Mike” Bloomberg.

I DIDN’T, AND DON’T: 21 Reasons Not To Believe Christine Blasey Ford’s Claims About Justice Kavanaugh.

NO. DHS wants to expand airport face recognition scans to include US citizens.

Related: China Takes Another Step into ‘1984.’ “Every Chinese who updates his cellular service will have a 3-D mathematical model of his face uploaded into China’s massive surveillance system. Combined with ‘social credit,’ it will be damn near impossible for anyone to get away with anything. Worse than sci-fi notions of jailing people for ‘precrime,’ the Chinese system reduces people’s private space to virtually nil. Everything is recorded, and the algorithms connecting individuals to actions will be unbeatable for a regime as brutal as Xi’s.”

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“EVEN FELONS HAVE MORE RIGHTS:” Ohio University refuses to apologize for unconstitutional censorship of innocent students.

BRING ME THE HEAD OF SIGFREDO GARCIA: Latest Developments In The Dan Markel Case: Garcia Appeals His First Degree Murder Conviction; ‘What Do You Have To Do To Get A Death Sentence Around Here?’

QUESTION ASKED: What Happened To Drudge?

YOUR PHONE BELONGS TO THE STATE, COMRADE: Putin signs law making Russian apps mandatory on smartphones, computers.

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WHY IS HIGHER EDUCATION SUCH A CESSPIT OF ENTITLED BIGOTRY? Conservatives release emails from prof calling them a ‘white supremacist group.’ Even worse is requiring her students to attend a protest against the conservatives’ speaker. At least the administration put the kibosh on that.

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WELL, PROFESSORS: Cambridge Uni professor behind London Bridge terrorist Usman Khan’s ‘rehabilitation’ lobbied for release of British born murderer in US – and got him job in her husband’s restaurant. “The terrorist attack has also led to increased debate around the issue of criminal rehabilitation.”

WINNING: Ahead of Summit, NATO Agrees to Re-Balance Nations’ Contributions, Slash the U.S. Share. Of course, Euros “agreed” to lower their carbon emissions, too, but didn’t.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Cops Should Do a Wellness Check on Woman In Peloton Christmas Ad. “Honestly, after weeks of nothing but impeachment news, Peloton may have just saved America’s collective sanity by letting this be the focus of a post-long weekend Monday. This fictional frightened woman’s yearlong journey to lose the 14 ounces of water weight that her husband the good Doctor Mengele insists she musts is the Christmas miracle that a news-weary world needs.”

I just watched the ad, and the creep factor is off the charts.

FLASHBACK: Abolish The TSA.

BRICKS & MORTAR: Retailers Revamp Staffing as Fewer Shoppers Visit Stores.

Some chains, including Target, Walmart and Best Buy Co., have posted strong sales in recent years by adapting to the shift to online shopping. They use their stores to handle deliveries or convince shoppers to pick up orders rather than wait for an Amazon.com Inc. package.

Target says it now sources 80% of its online orders from stores, not warehouses. At the Brooklyn store around 80 workers handle internet orders, collecting products from shelves or putting items into boxes in the backroom for delivery.

Target retrained the bulk of its 300,000 year-round U.S. workers over the past year, giving them new titles and responsibilities. The Minneapolis, Minn.-based retailer hopes to mold each into an expert for a specific area of the store such as the beauty department, toys or online fulfillment to offer better customer service and use labor spending more efficiently.

Keeping staffers in the stores smartly avoids a common death spiral. Stores cut back on staffers because fewer people are coming in, but fewer people come in because there’s no one there to assist them.