KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Cops Should Do a Wellness Check on Woman In Peloton Christmas Ad. “Honestly, after weeks of nothing but impeachment news, Peloton may have just saved America’s collective sanity by letting this be the focus of a post-long weekend Monday. This fictional frightened woman’s yearlong journey to lose the 14 ounces of water weight that her husband the good Doctor Mengele insists she musts is the Christmas miracle that a news-weary world needs.”

I just watched the ad, and the creep factor is off the charts.