Archive for 2019

WASN’T THERE A GILLIGAN’S ISLAND EPISODE LIKE THIS, WHERE IT WAS JUST GILLIGAN MESSING UP THE PROFESSOR’S TIDE GAUGE AND THEY THOUGHT THE ISLAND WAS SINKING? Tidalgate: Climate Alarmists Caught Faking Sea Level Rise.

Why yes, yes there was: Quick, Before It Sinks. “The Professor, relying solely on a measuring stick (while ignoring the unchanging shoreline) to conclude that the island is sinking, displays astoundingly poor deductive skills and a questionable knowledge of geology.”

WHEN VOLCANOES ATTACK. “No active volcano is safe. Neither are dormant volcanoes. White Island was exceptionally unsafe.”

THAT’S PUTTING IT MILDLY: With Corbyn’s rise, election marks an “uncomfortable moment” for Britain’s Jews. “The dilemma British Jews face is an increasingly common one across Europe. Britain’s Jews may not much like Boris Johnson, as they opposed Brexit by a factor of two-to-one, but many, in the words of the former Chief rabbi Jonathan Sacks, see the prospect of Corbyn’s election as “an existential crisis.” Polls suggest that just six percent of UK Jews plan to vote Labour. What is occurring in Britain, and much of Europe, reflects changes in the nature of antisemitism.” Yep. It comes from the Left now, and their armies of imported anti-semites, which they fervently hope to enlarge.

NO. GO AWAY. Knoxville Mayor Rogero Pleads to Take in More Refugees. She only has a week or two left in office, so this is mostly some final-period virtue signaling: “Rogero signed a letter making her case alongside other mayors including Bill de Blasio of New York City, Lori Lightfoot of Chicago, and LaToya Cantrell of New Orleans, among many others.”

Plus, “No other Tennessee mayors, including Democratic Mayor John Cooper of Nashville, signed the letter.”

Like I said. But no.

LAWRENCE PERSON: Handicapping the 2020 Texas Senate Race.

I had no idea so many Democrats — and even a few Republicans — were vying to be rid of John Cornyn.

MEANWHILE, OVER AT VODKAPUNDIT: The Latest in Millennial Virtue Signaling: Being ‘Sober Curious.’ “I’m not suggesting everyone go out and get drunk all the time. Or even stay home and get drunk all the time, as nice as a brandy the size of Winston Churchill’s skull sounds on a wet, chilly day like today. But why does every tiny little decision — like, whether to grab a beer before hitting the dance floor — need to be a lifestyle choice?”

And for our VIP members: Does the 23rd GOP Retirement Spell Doom for Retaking the House? “If you’re starting to get spooked, it might be because in 2018 — before the Democrats took back the House as was widely predicted — 26 Republicans declined to stand for reelection. Typically, widespread retirements are a sign that the other party is about to win bigly. Does that mean the House GOP is just 11 months away from becoming an even smaller minority? I don’t think so.”

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WITH HELP FROM A COMPLIANT PRESS: How Joe Biden Gets Away With Calling A Voter A Fat, Dumb, Liar. “Much of the political Twitterati responded with praise because Biden was ‘feisty’.”

Tellingly, one of Biden’s more brazen insults produced almost no reaction: Biden said, “I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect,” and challenged the voter to an IQ test.

Perhaps this wouldn’t have largely have escaped notice if Sen. Elizabeth Warren or Mayor Pete Buttigieg decided to employ a similar insult. She’s a Harvard prof and he’s a Rhodes scholar, so maybe people would consider it unforgivably patronizing if they lorded their credentials over a normal voter.

But I think it’s fair to say Biden’s intellectual reputation is such that most people would think publicly offering to take an IQ test would be inadvisable. Yet he seems to skate whenever he says outrageous things that question his competence, such as when he plays into racial stereotypes or encourages people to brandish shotguns. It gets laughed off as Uncle Joe’s monkeyshines or whatever.

Biden punches down, way down, and gets praised for being “feisty.” That doesn’t bode well for how Biden would behave as POTUS, or the press during a Biden Administration, either.

TRUANTS REJOICE: Greta Thunberg Wins ‘Person of the Year’ as Kamala Harris Flames Out.

If Harris managed to run a minimally competent and coherent presidential campaign, she might have been able to wield the considerable powers of the presidency in order to eradicate truancy from the face of the earth, beginning with the arrest and prosecution of Thunberg. Alas, she could not.

As a result, Thunberg’s recognition as “Person of the Year” comes at a time when she no longer has reason to fear punishment for her crimes. The remaining Democratic candidates for president have expressed no interest in bringing truants to justice. A day of reckoning may yet come for Thunberg and her fellow child scofflaws. But it is not this day.

Heh, indeed.™

HEH:

Usually, I don’t care much for reruns, but this one might be even more entertaining the second time around.

SLEEPY JOE BIDEN SIGNALS TO AIDES: Don’t Worry About Me Being Old and Confused, I’ll Only Serve One Term!

That’s an ominous sign for Joe; recall the articles from mid-2008, when another older man with a long history in DC ran for the White House, such as this one in the New York Times headlined, “McCain a One-Term President?”

Curiously, back in April of this year, USA Today had the headline, “Joe Biden, 76, says he has no plans to limit himself to one-term in the White House.” But then, over the decades, Joe has always said plenty of malarkey.