YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE US YET:  Conceived in Liberty; Born in Revolution.

SO I HIT THE BOOKWORM ROOM TODAY AND I THOUGHT “WAIT, DID I WRITE THIS TITLE?”:  When it comes to Leftist lunacy, I feel like Frank Costanza on Festivus: “I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!”.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. THE LOGIC IS ON THE ORDER OF “WE’RE ALL NAKED UNDER OUR CLOTHES!”:  MSNBC’s Chris Hayes on Electoral College: “if it wasn’t specifically in the Constitution … it would be unconstitutional”.

What he’s really not getting is is that this doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea, or that getting rid of it is a good idea.  (Hint it isn’t and it also isn’t.)

YES. WE HAVE KNOWN THAT FOR SOME TIME NOW:  James Comey “was shown to be a scoundrel, a liar, a leaker, all of these things”.

AND TWICE ON SUNDAY:  The American Dream beats the Socialist Dream every time.

UM…  Beijing folds on Hong Kong extradition law, but the genie is out of the bottle.

LOOK, SOMETIMES THE CONTACT LENS COMES OFF AND THE VAMPIRE EYE IS REVEALED. YOU THINK JOE BIDDEN COMMITS GAFFES? YOU TRY BEING THREE THOUSAND YEARS OLD. IT’S NOT LIKE THE BRAIN RETRIEVAL SYSTEM WAS DESIGNED FOR VAMPIRES. OR SOCIALISTS. BUT I REPEAT MYSELF:  Joe Biden’s Eye Fills With Blood During CNN Climate Town Hall.

OF COURSE HE DID. WHAT IS IT WITH LEFTIDIOTS AND ASTERISKS?   Christine Ford’s Lawyer Wanted ‘Asterisk’ Next to Kavanaugh’s Name .

ALL RIGHTY THEN:  U.S. Confirms Cash Offer to Tanker Captains to Seize Iranian Vessels. I guess there’s more than one way to skin a mullah.

AH. THE DEMOCRATS HAVE FOUND THEIR PERFECT ISSUE: AN INEFFECTIVE SOLUTION TO A NON-EXISTENT PROBLEM WHOSE ENFORCEMENT AFFECTS PRACTICALLY EVERYONE AND MAKES THEIR LIVES MORE UNCOMFORTABLE. FOR THEIR NEXT TRICK, THEY’RE GOING TO BAN SOAP:  Harris: Ban Plastic Straws.

DEAR WALMART, YOU’RE LISTENING TO THE WRONG PEOPLE:  Walmart & Kroger Succumb to Gun Control Pressure.

THEY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE CRUZ. I WONDER IF TRUMP WOULD CONSIDER CHANGING VP FOR HIS SECOND TERM?   Chicago Mayor Lightfoot Blasts Cruz and GOP.

WE HEREBY DECLARE SAN FRANCISCO DOMESTIC TOILET:  San Francisco Declares NRA “Domestic Terrorists”.

WELL, THAT’S NOT PROMISING: About that disastrous race for the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination…. “What a mess! Biden is too old and too mentally weak to be President, yet he’s just sitting there at the top, immobile. And the only other strong candidates are the distinctly lefty Warren and Sanders. Harris cannot advance to double digits. And the mayor of a small city is inexplicably parked in fifth place. What about all the governors? Have they all dropped out, or are some of them still in and invisible? The polls are awful for the Democrats, who’ve exacerbated their problem with their structure for the debates.”

BUT THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WALMART’S CEO ASSOCIATES WITH: Walmart’s New Guns and Ammo Policy Caves to People Who Will Never Shop at Walmart.

Oh, well, there’s always Rural King.

AT AMAZON, Deals In Emergency Preparedness.

FYI: Roger Simon’s The Goat is $2.99 on Kindle.

TO SERVE MAN: Scientist Says Eating Human Flesh Will Save Planet From Climate Change.

And apparently he’ll be served quite well done: Candidate Andrew Yang goes there, suggests ‘space mirrors’ as a last resort to fight climate crisis.

What happened to the Obama administration’s last resort proposal to shoot rockets full of pollution into space to fight global warming?

ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW: “‘I know this sounds naive. I didn’t think the left was so mean. I didn’t think the left lied like this,’ [Marianne] Williamson told the New Yorker’s David Remnick in an interview. ‘I thought the right did that. I thought we were better.’”

MY USA TODAY COLUMN: It’s time to stop funding local governments with unfair court fines.

LESLIE EASTMAN: Hong Kong: “Category 1 Insurgency.”

UPDATE: More thoughts from Michael Yon.

OPEN THREAD: You made it to hump day. Celebrate.

I HOPE WE’RE NOT TOO MESSIANIC, OR A TRIFLE TOO SATANIC: Biden’s eye fills with blood during CNN climate town hall.

UPDATE: This tweet didn’t age well on multiple fronts:

“The day after tonight’s climate forum, Joe Biden will head to a fundraiser hosted by a fossil fuel executive.”

COP OUT OF CONTROL: Kamala Climate Power Grab: Green New Deal, Banning Fracking, Suing Exxon, Banning Straws.

CLOSE ENOUGH FOR GOVERNMENT WORK, I GUESS: The FAA’s app that tells you where you can and can’t fly your drone ignores both local and national regulations.