NOT MUCH LOVE FOR DARTMOUTH’S PRESIDENT PHILIP HANLON, FROM THE EDITORS OF BLOOMBERG VIEW. “One of the great services that higher education in America has traditionally provided is to pierce — sometimes gently, sometimes not so — the bubble of invincibility that surrounds almost every teenager who walks through the college gates. On occasion, it takes a few shots (and maybe a bout of vomiting) to do that. The argument is not that drinking is an essential part of the college experience. It’s that experimentation and failure are.”

Not anymore. Your 4 years at Dartmouth are grades 13-16, at a cost of $60,000+ a year. Enjoy! Don’t disrespect the hall monitors.