K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: Texas boy suspended for saying he could make classmate ‘disappear’ with Ring Of Power. “Kermit Elementary School officials called it a threat when the 9-year-old boy, Aiden Steward, in a playful act of make-believe, told a classmate he could make him disappear with a ring forged in fictional Middle Earth’s Mount Doom.”

Plus: “‘I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,’ the boy’s father later wrote in an email.”

Principal Roxanne Greer is too dumb to teach elementary school. Heck, she may be too dumb to attend it. Even most kindergarteners know the difference between make-believe and reality. . . .