DRINKING THEIR OWN INK BY THE BARREL FULL: Democrats Introduce Bill to Buy Me Some Brand New Guns.
Archive for 2015
December 18, 2015
IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL: Disney, SeaWorld, Universal add Metal Detectors to Florida Theme Parks.
WEIRD, I AGREE WITH HILLARY ON SOMETHING: Hillary Clinton’s dream debate is one nobody watches. It’s not that I don’t like Democratic presidential debates. It’s that I don’t get vodka delivered by tanker truck, and watching them sober would be cruelty to Sarahs.
FANTASIES ARE ALL THEY GOT: John Kerry’s fevered fantasy of a Syrian peace.
TEACH WOMEN THAT’S NOT WHAT HOT SEX MEANS: Woman burns man’s genitals with hot iron during sex.
BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT ISN’T A KING? Why the Army’s right to put Bowe Bergdahl on trial.
OKAY THIS ONE IS JUST FOR FUN: The three horsewomen of the feminist apocalypse say they were mystified as to why women seem to like America.
December 17, 2015
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE UPDATE: American special operations forces have been deployed to 135 countries this year alone.
DO WE EVEN HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS? Education Department “Punished” For Sex Inquisition With A Budget Increase.
KEVIN WILLIAMSON: Children Aren’t Consumer Goods.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN that Angela Merkel has turned negative on multiculturalism?
NEWS YOU CAN USE: ARE YOUR ROMANTIC ATTRACTIONS RACIST? “After pressing ‘send,’ he immediately regretted it. Colorado College student Thaddeus Pryor realized he had acted recklessly when he made a Yik Yak post on campus which said that black women ‘aren’t hot.’ He soon deleted the message.” But not before his college “initially suspended Pryor for 21 months, lessening the sentence to six months after his request for an appeal. However, the school refused to give him a new hearing.”
Related: “What I believe about race is that race is not real,” Rachel Dolezal, former NAACP leader and African studies lecturer, tells the UK Guardian. “It’s not a biological reality. It’s a hierarchical system that was created to leverage power and privilege between different groups of people.”
MY PREDICTION: In a confrontation between state legislators and accreditors, the legislators will win.
JOURNALISM: Harper’s issues its first retraction ever: A piece by disgraced ‘fabulist’ Stephen Glass from 1998.
Question: Is this the only thing Harper’s has ever published that’s worthy of a retraction? Because that would be pretty impressive in a magazine that old. And why retract this now, after so long? Because Glass requested it: “He didn’t respond to my call to his office at a Beverly Hills law firm, where he serves as a non-lawyer staff member, but it’s reasonable to conclude that it’s related to his quest for a California law license.”
PLEASE SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE EXPLAINING WHEN IT WILL NO LONGER BE A HATE CRIME TO CALL HER “BRUCE.” Back To Bruce! Caitlyn Jenner ‘Hates Being A Woman’ — Will She Undergo Reverse Surgery?
CARE FOR A SLICE OF JIHAD WITH YOUR PIZZA? Enemy within: Yemeni with U.S. citizenship plotted to shoot American soldiers and tried to recruit militants to fight for ISIS from his New York pizza shop.
And while we’re on the topic of New York, food and jihad, Michael Moore holds up ‘We Are All Muslim’ sign at Trump Tower.
‘STAR WARS’-THEMED GERMAN CHURCH SERVICE TO HIGHLIGHT ‘PARALLELS.’
As Leonard Peikoff might ask, ominous parallels?
NEWS YOU CAN USE: How a Snow Melting System Can Help Save Your Driveway.
“SO COSMOPOLITAN WANTS TO GIVE GUNS TO KIDS WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT?” Cosmo: Buying guns should be ‘just as difficult’ as getting an abortion.