KEVIN WILLIAMSON: The Abolition Of Private Life. “The profoundly stupid ‘black brunch’ protests, during which racial-grievance entrepreneurs disrupted meals at places that seemed to them offensively Caucasian (‘white spaces’) are a different species of undertaking. . . . The message these protests send is that there is no private space — and, therefore, no private life — so far as this particular rabble is concerned. It’s the familiar Trotsky conundrum: You may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you.”

Keep it up, folks. You’ll have the Upper West Side voting for Ted Cruz.