SUSANNAH BRESLIN: Warner Bros. wants you to torture a woman to death.

PREPARING FOR THE INEVITABLE CANNING BACKLASH.

UPDATE: Thoughts on Foodie warfare.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: Reflections On The Revolution In America.

REASON TV: Saving Cleveland with Drew Carey: Privatize It!

DAVID HARSANYI: Why Are We Still Bowing?

UPDATE: Reader C.J. Burch writes: “This is an easy one. Stop doing it. The people that demand it don’t deserve the respect. Hell, they don’t deserve any respect.” C.J. Burch for Secretary of State! Heck, at this point I’d settle for tough-talking Secretary of State Atrios.

IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY: Pfizer Employee Claims Company Fired Her After Infection From An Engineered Virus. “A former Pfizer scientist is suing the pharmaceuticals giant after alleging she contracted an artificial, HIV-like, virus created by a colleague. In her lawsuit, Becky McClain claims Pfizer unlawfully dismissed her while she suffered bouts of paralysis brought on by the man-made virus. Pfizer denies these accusations, and says McClain simply didn’t come to work, and only linked her problems to engineered-disease exposure after she was fired.”

JONAH GOLDBERG: Tea Partiers Aren’t Radicals, They’re Restorationists.

OBAMACARE took a big plunge on Intrade yesterday.

Maybe it was Dr. Milt Wolf’s TV appearance that did it . . . .

CNN ON HEALTHCARE: Jack Cafferty: Pelosi ‘Beyond Sleazy’ For Endorsing Slaughter Solution.

THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT: Free Gibson iPhone App puts a guitar teacher in your pocket.

NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE: MORE DOCTORS PLANNING TO “Go Galt” if ObamaCare passes.

UPDATE: Hmm. NEJM is backing away from the survey now.

MOE LANE: Did a digital libertarian run over Obama’s dog once?

WHITE HOUSE’S “ARROGANT” APPROACH TO HEALTH CARE.

SLAUGHTER STRATEGY RIPPED . . . by Blanche Lincoln?

MEGAN MCARDLE: “Having promised to post the bill online for 72 hours before they vote, the Democrats now have about a day to get a good score if they want to vote by Saturday.”

AT AMAZON, markdowns on electronics.

“THEY TOLD ME IF I VOTED FOR MCCAIN” — the series.

“SO, WHEN DOES THE CONSTITUTION MATTER?”

JIM GERAGHTY: Seven More House Democrats With Good Reason to Sweat.

DESPERATE: President Obama seeks Democratic votes on Fox News.

UPDATE: Desperate, but not serious. Thanks for the link, Smitty.

ERIC HOLDER, DUE-PROCESS CIVIL LIBERTARIAN: “Attorney General Eric Holder told Congress on Tuesday that Osama bin Laden will never face trial in the United States because he will not be captured alive. . . . [Holder] predicted that events would ensure ‘we will be reading Miranda rights to the corpse of Osama bin Laden’ not to the al-Qaida leader as a captive.”

They told me if I voted for McCain, the war on terror would be run by a bloodthirsty cowboy who’d make a mockery of civil liberties. And they were right!

UPDATE: Oh, well — at least we’re not sending people to be tortured anymore. Oh, wait — Target Of Obama-Era Rendition Alleges Torture. Hope and change!

MASSACHUSETTS TREASURER: ObamaCare Will Bankrupt The Country.

HEALTHCARE UPDATE: Video: Congressman Gerry Connolly’s staff calls cops on constituents .

UPDATE: Shutting the people out. Reader C.J. Burch writes: “The last thing the people’s representatives want to do is hear from the people.” Especially at the moment.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Remind you of the Republicans in 2007?

MORE: Reader Jim Holmes disagrees: “The staffers in question are being polite while trying to point out rules which don’t allow filming. The folks doing the hit job strike me as being uninterested in talking, they’re just in full snark mode and incapable of trying to STFU and open a dialog. They strike me as the right-wing version of the 60’s war protesters who invaded various college campus offices.” Oh, they’re much better behaved than that.

ANOTHER RALLY AGAINST OBAMACARE: 400+ Tea Party Patriots Show Up To Protest in Royal Oak, MI.

And here’s a report, with photos, from the San Diego rally.

SEXISM: Pelosi Calls All Female Democratic Members Into Meeting.

Is she channeling Carol Shea-Porter?