AMERICA’S stupidest college professor? Well, I dunno, but he’s a contender. “I had somehow gotten the impression that the publication in question was an exclusively anti-Muslim one, devotedly solely to insulting and marginalizing Muslims.” Of course, that still wouldn’t justify murder.

Plus: “If you read between the apology lines: ‘I thought they were wingnuts; I learned they were marxists, oops; I like.'”